remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.
oh my god yamato got slapped with the job at 26 too!!!! damn!!!!! kakashi’s half dead in a hospital and yam’s first gig as the world’s worst babysitter is having to deal with with one of them turning into an actual literal demon. wrecking forests and bridges and shit. sakura won’t stop crying. sasuke put on a yet another shakespearean drama in his new toga. the new one went to work in that hideous crop top. yam should have stayed at the spa. yam should have quit.
